Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Inspired by thirty minutes gardening with the husband


I don't know about you, there are some times when I just want to punch my husband in the throat. I've said before he's not a gardeners arsehole, and listening to him moan and complain while half arsedly help me pull ivy from the garden has inspired the following.











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My Little Drummer Boys

18 comments:

  1. haha I'm thinking hubby should stay clear of the garden for his safety ;) Love those sayings. I wouldn't say I ever want to punch Mr Sparky in the throat but maybe bash him around the head on occasion. Gotta love 'em.

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    1. Exactly, gotta love 'em. Who can be bothered digging a hole lol

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  2. Hehe!! Great sayings! I think it's fair to say that gardening is your job from now on :)

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    1. I prefer it that way :) I get nervous when he starts his petrol powered multi function hedger/saw/edger, and when he comes out with stupid things like "glyphosate doesn't kill everything only the weeds"!

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  3. Love these, and how true! I must use "half arsedly" more in conversation, it made me chuckle :)

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  4. Hahaha, huge belly laughs over here! Yep, my hubby does my head in too! The last one, totally needs to be on our kitchen wall :)

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  5. I brought my other half a tshirt witht he last saying on!! Lve these all!!

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  6. *giggle, giggle, snort, snort* That last one is definitely my favourite.

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  7. I totally agree, and I have such a 'gunner' of a husband, I'm gunna do this and I'm gunna do that - I just wish he would BLOODY DO IT! :)

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    1. Meanwhile the weeds growing in the gutter are getting bigger......

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  8. Reminds me of that Pink song - True Love - which coincidentally literally just came on the radio right now!!!

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  9. Haha! LOVE all this quotes! My favorite is the second one! So true!

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  10. Hahaha! love these. My other half could do with learning some of these lessons too :)

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  11. I just wish they would follow through and not need a reward for everything single things they do!

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    1. I know in comparison to how much we do in a day. He cleaned up some popcorn from the kids while I was outside and made it sound like it was the hardest he had worked all week lol :) I think he was just reassuring me he wasn't just sitting on his butt watching the footy ;)

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